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Tales Of Privilege – Damsel In The Wasteland 0

Tales Of Privilege – Damsel In The Wasteland

  I wake up in the underground volcano Patriarchy lair off the coast of Saudi Arabia, a bottle of Johnny Oppression still firmly wedged in my bloody fist. It’s just another morning for the Patriarchy. I and other members of the Patriarchy dwell in this dark and dimly lit lair – just like our capitalistic souls – so we can split the rent having donated the majority of our income to the foundation for Promoting Rape Culture. Every morning routine must be kicked off with max testosterone fueled amounts of oppression. ——– In our quest to destroy the environment, I...

Reflections on Warped Tour 2012 Milwaukee: Fun, Sweaty, Unforgettable 0

Reflections on Warped Tour 2012 Milwaukee: Fun, Sweaty, Unforgettable

For a change, Warped Tour in Milwaukee was not scalding hot with horrible humid temperatures. We caught a break. ¬†12 hours later it didn’t matter much as I was soaked in sweat of which a majority wasn’t my own. I threw down. I threw down hard. For at least two days after August 1st, I recall having had extremely sore muscles, specifically in my neck and back. (I mentioned I threw down hard?) ¬†This being my third time at Warped, I made the wise choice of bringing an actual backpack to store stuff in, though it proceeded to come unzipped...

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