Twitter Fun with SJWs angry with Forney.

On Friday, twitter was still abuzz and very angry over Matt Forney’s article on ROK: 5 Reasons Girls With Tattoos and Piercings Are Broken.  Well 20,000+ comments later and still raging, Forney has been fortunate enough to soak in the hate and slew of death threats.  The internet these days is entertaining. Say something people really don’t like, and you can expect for people to threaten to kill you.  Just got to get used to it.

Well, I saw two SJWs on twitter tweeting about hating Forney and the like so I figured I would have some fun. The tweet that got me was the one telling Forney his mother should have an abortion.

Challenge accepted.

1.  I also led off with my favorite shock style endorsement of the pro-choice position.  I encouraged all feminists to always have an abortion.  To this one of them responded that she was now going to get pregnant and have a kid named after me.

2.  I immediately dropped some buzzwords like  “cis” , “privilege” and “gender.   Both of the tweeters then mentioned how I must hate them being non-white. Nice try though, and I dropped my “half-white” card.   Now the genocide cards works pretty damn well in terms of privilege arguments, but it was tough considering one was Jewish.

3. I identified as transgender for the conversation and told them to check their privilege. The tweets went back and forth but they were amused by an MRA troll – apparently that’s what I am – being transgender.   That definitely could have entailed further labels and transphobic accusations.

In reflection what I should have done after being accused of being a troll is to accuse them of a new level of transphobia based on insisting that transgender folks can’t have certain opinions without being labeled trolls.  Whole new level of transphobia, right?

I’ll try it out on some new angry tweeters later.  It’s amazing to see what throwing in the right buzzwords can do nowadays.  The internet really is the ultimate form of entertainment.

Why I will never be a Feminist

Like OM, I will never be a feminist either.

There is so much more to life then blaming the patriarchy for everything wrong in life – whoever and whatever that actually is anymore.

On a positive note, we could use feminism as reason to legalize prostitution as keeping prostitution illegal is obviously an oppression of women’s bodies and well… we can’t have that.

Lake County’s Mordor: Round Lake and the Orcs

Modern day orcs come in all shapes and sizes, but the local overweight jack-booted orcs wear black uniforms and wield powers and weapons that would make Sauron jealous. That taser can come out for anything.  Now, these particular orcs won’t behead you and feast on your flesh, but they will try to catch you and make you pay yet another soul-sucking financial toll tax.   Oh, and just another reason to add to why Illinois sucks.  There is no such thing as paying your fair share. They always want more.  (Okay, there are two good cops in that department that I have met, I just despise the blue code of silence they are still apart of.) 

Welcome to Round Lake – Mordor – as I call it.  Be afraid. Be very afraid. The main valley of death is on Rollins road.  It starts at Fairfield and goes all the way to Rt. 83.   On Rollins between Cedar Lake Rd. and Lotus is where you are most likely to be mugged of at least a 4th of your paycheck.   Even if you drive exactly the speed limit, cower in fear if a cop pulls behind you.  The orc is looking for anything to make you pay that additional toll.

My advice: Make an immediate right into the next convenience location. If they pull behind you, park and turn off your car.   If the lights flash and they ask why you have pulled over – a.k.a suspicious behavior – tell them you are in fear for your life and wallet with orcs behind you.  This isn’t Mayberry, and you can bet your ass they have no interest in protecting you, but in serving you fines for something.

On weekends, the Orcs are most vigilant on the prowl.  Beaters, cars overflowing with bumperstickers, and minority and/or young drivers and passengers are usually on the hit list.  If you don’t speak English – which probably about 10% of the population in Round Lake does not – you are about to lose even more money.

Sidenote – The good in Round Lake:  One of the few reasons I enjoy anything about Round Lake is because of the hispanic population. Besides my admiration and enjoyment of the culture, the food, the people, and language (Which I’m learning.) it is the only damn place nearby where I can go to watch the Champions League with people who will enjoy it as much as I do.   Side story from a cop: Unfortunately the cops still go after their places of dwelling. Apparently you can’t own roosters on your own property and the cops will exterminate them upon discovery. 

Mordor is home to a nearby Lake County courthouse a.k.a. the dark tower.  Trashy and morally bankrupt municipalities desperate for cash like Mordor have realized that tickets that mandate a traffic court appearance are a fantastic way to generate even more revenue. No shit right?  It’s easy to blame the cops – which you bet your ass I will – without also assigning blame to greedy broke havens like Round Lake.

Your traffic ticket fine might be only 35$, but the 200$+ in court fees for things your tax dollars are already supposed to be financing is just more money for the area to burn before it throws into the blackhole of bonuses, pay raises, ect for the desperately poor public service sector of Illinois.  I am seriously tempted to pay the next traffic ticket I get entirely in nickels. Oh, but the poor clerks! Nope they are employed by these legalized looters and can suffer like the rest of us normal civilians.

My fellow hobbits and oppressed people’s of Mordor; survive. It is the greatest feat you can accomplish.  Also, don’t attempt to explain anything if spotted by a harassing orc. You don’t want to get some BS charge of “disturbing the peace” or “obstruction of justice.”  Seriously, even if you were minding your own business, not moving, staring into the sky, there is some obscure law they can nail you with.

My best friend lives in Round Lake, and I have to go through whenever I go to work and/or school, so I must evade and survive. I encourage others to do the same.  Be smart, and remain free. Most of us who live paycheck to paycheck can’t afford a ticket and a court appearance, but that won’t stop the orcs and the politicians whose pockets their unions grease.

The solution? Besides protesting outside the police station and probably being tased, tear-gassed, and curbed stomped, record every encounter. These orcs break the law themselves on a daily basis. We only have to catch them multiple times on video to make something stick though.

Live long and prosper.

Last Straw: Round Lake Mcdonald’s – I will never go to Mcdonald’s again.

Round Lake, Illinois sucks.  Not just the vile excuse for money hungry and corrupt cops that it employs, but now you can add the local Mcdonalds to the suckage.

I’ve worked retail so I have an incredible amount of sympathy and patience for food service people – especially at places like Mcdonalds, considering how much they have to put up with from the fatties who didn’t get enough sauce on their Bigmacs. I’ve been avoiding Mcdonalds as much as I can because their food quality has gone down, the portions are less, and their prices have increased. The only sole reason to grace the grease-filled pit-stop is for the fast service that is the last remaining remnant of it’s glory days of the billions served.

It was around 12:00 am when I caved and decided to stop at Mcdonalds for a coffee. I have a coffee problem, and it extends into the wee hours of the night.  There was two cars ahead of me.  I have plenty of patience, so I flipped on Taking Back Sunday’s, Where You Want To Be, and let the wait begin.

About 10 minutes later, the car at the window pulls away. No food was given and apparently no more patience was either. The car in front of me pulls up.  Within another 10 minutes it leaves without anything. Red flags. I sense a disturbance in the force.

I pull up to the window. A pretty blonde girl at the window apologizes to me for the wait and drops a bombshell – she is the only person on duty.  Well, that explains it. Having worked the graveyard shift, I’m still shocked that it’s just her working.  The Mcdonalds in Mordor a.k.a Round Lake does a fair amount of business at night – which makes just one worker on duty all the more puzzling.

I get my coffee about a minute later, and drive off.  I was actually frustrated enough, that I pulled over in the Gurnee Denny’s parking lot and decided to send a complaint to Mcdonald’s via my phone. Now I have never sent any business any complaint for any reason. I put up, and shut up – and don’t come back if I don’t like the service.

About a day later I get a poorly worded email from their customer service apologizing. I’m not one of those people who want’s free shit, but a gift card for future coffee might have been nice. Needless to say, from now on, I’m never going to Mcdonalds again.  I’ll miss their low quality salads lacking in actual nutritional value and their Colombian roast coffee that’s barely tolerable.