Milo Yiannopoulos over at the extremely biased right wing outlet Breitbart has come up with a very good Lexicon that translates what social justice warriors and a very prominent breed of progressives mean when they throw out concepts like, “harassment”, “safe-space,” ect.
Also included are translations from commentors after many late night secessions spent studying ancient progressive cuneiform and pictographs. Their work is now published for the benefit of your education as you interact with SJWs online in your quest to better understand how you are a terrible privileged person deserving death or at least a stint in a gender studies re-education program.
From A- Z , enjoy you, “phallocentric, dogmatic, misogynistic, homophobic, anti-LBGT bastard(s).”
Ableism – The unfortunate biological reality that some people are bigger and stronger than others.
Abuse – Tweets.
Ageism – The internalised misogyny of Mother Nature.
Ally –White slave.
Capitalism – Something I hate but allows me to live my privileged lifestyle.
Consent – How many times should I have to explain this to you it’s simple here is my latest 9 part essay on consent.
Criminal – Straight white male.
Critical theory –Horseshit
Death threats – Mean tweets.
Debunked – “We will not accept this as an argument and will not cite any sources to any sort of debunking. This is the word we use to hand-wave your claims away”
Dogpiling – More than one person disagreeing with me on Twitter.
Dominant culture –The stuff people actually like. Not to be confused with taxpayer-funded lesbian performance art, which would surely break all Box Office records if only more people got to see it
Equality – Used to mean giving everyone a fair chance; now means enforcing 50-50 quotas in jobs women don’t want to do in order to punish men for being good at maths and physics
Evidence – Is considered harassment and you are therefore blocked.
Feminism –Misandry masquerading as a fight against oppression and prejudice on the basis of sex; what unattractive men and women do to get attention
Freedom/Liberty – The freedom for me not to have to pay for my own birth control.
Gender – A word the general public doesn’t really understand. Used to defend feminists who prefer shot-putting to ballroom dancing and to pretend that this is normal and that they have every chance of some day finding a boyfriend
Genital mutilation – Disgusting crime, they should be sent to prison chad was circumcised and it looked nice so why aren’t you, don’t you love me?
Glass ceiling – My career isn’t doing as well as I think it should be, because I’m an insufferable, hateful, jealous bore, and I am looking for someone to blame
Harmful – “Might cause people to disagree with The Narrative”
Intersectionality – A debate strategy: when you’re losing an argument about feminism, call your opponent racist or, even more damningly, capitalist.
Heterosexism –The awkward reality that most people aren’t gay. Can be remedied with the proper social conditioning.
Known – Has been repeated in SJW circles enough for us to recognize it as fact, lack of evidence be damned.
LGBT – Gays and lezzers
LGBTIQQAA – Ugh, even we have no idea.
Male Gaze – Men not being blind makes me angry.
Male Power Fantasy – Way to disprove arguments that disprove my arguments.
Manslamming – I launched myself at an unsuspecting member of the public while yelling “SEE, PATRIARCHY!” and sadly he didn’t have time to dodge out of the way so we both went down
Mansplaining –See ‘misogyny’
Manspreading –What about my fucking handbag?
Marginalized – A writer insufficiently talented to attract attention on his or her own merits, forced to resort to identity politics
Microaggressions – Imaginary slights, to be conjured in the absence of genuine grievance
Misogyny – I am woman who got beaten by a man in an argument and I’m pissed
MRA – Man who is beating me in an argument and who I don’t like.
Oppression – I failed the interview
Patriarchy – A word to use when you don’t get your own way, however unreasonable your statements or demands. See also: “Waaaaaaaaaah!”, “IT’S NOT FAIR!”, “Dad, I hate you!”
Patreon – A monthly donation website; the internet equivalent of a begging bowl in the subway. Best utilised after an extensive press tour in which you complain about “threats” and “abuse” (q.v.) following your vital work (blog posts whining about structural heteropatriarchal capitalist oppression), whether or not you are able to provide evidence of said threats. (Journalists won’t care either way.) Gullible halfwits and men desperate for sex will donate money to you to prove they’re “not all like that” and in the hope of a hand job
Persecution – Someone commented on my blog post
Police report – What to say when you’re losing an argument to scare an interlocutor into silence
Positive discrimination – A form of discrimination only acceptable to be practiced by non white male people in order to enable privileges for mediocre, uninteresting and unsuccessful people.
Prejudice – Some people have opinions that aren’t ours. These can be stamped out or silenced with enough grievance-mongering and intimidation on Twitter
Privilege – What white middle-class feminists have and their victims don’t
Problematic – I can probably spin a blog post out of this
Rape culture – Does not exist
Rape – Sexual intercourse without prior written permission or things I don’t really like.
Rape threats –Very mean tweets
Safe space – A blog with the comments turned off
Sealioning – Someone asking me a question I don’t have an answer for or when someone dares to ask a question and fails to “Listen And Believe”
Sex – Best avoided
Sexual Assault – Eye contact without consent.
Silenced – A feminist who has been disagreed with who is currently arranging television and radio interviews
Social justice – Bullying
State Education – Government sponsored social Marxist brainwashing to generate compliant and passive taxpayers.
System of oppression – More than one person disagreed with me on the internet.
Transgender – A psychiatric disorder reimagined as a “civil rights issue” because we’ve literally run out of things to complain about.
Transphobia – When men refuse to castrate themselves and when one is disagreeing on anything with a trans person.
Triggered – How college students avoid homework
Victim – Apparently a helpless woman who enjoys being shagged while she is drunk and can’t think for herself.
Victim Blaming – When shitlords ask me to cover up my tits when I’m trying to protest in a cathedral.
Violence – Things I don’t like.
Wage gap – A useful bit of mythology, to be repeated at all times so no one notices that actually women under 30 earn more than men for the same work
“____-shaming” – Used to deflect any sort of criticism over taking responsibility for one’s actions.
Concerning Milo, he is worthy of high praise for this list.
“He’s the Alexander the Great of the anti-sjw movement and I salute him as a fine leader indeed.”
P.S. – Comments? Questions? Suggestions? Deaththreats?
Anything to add to this and/or change?